February 2012
71 posts
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
i used to watch hell’s kitchen all the time. my mother did not approve
Asian parties:
-wine/beer
-little children running around
-loud laughter
-the cook’s obligated “No, no, I’ll eat later. I need to cook.”
-everyone else’s obligated reply of “There’s enough food already! Come and eat with us!”
-then the: “Wow this food is so good!”
-and: “Oh, whatever. I just cooked some random dishes…nothing special,...
Listen
“trash in all colors, dear”
“don’t bring a spoon to a knife party”
@ anon
i really have nothing to say….
because your stupidity left me speechless!
Anonymous asked: are you playing baddy this week
“Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”
– C.S Lewis (St. Augustine)
after the game is over, the king and the pawn are in the same box
this is quite difficult. i should wait until i get my tumblr back to post stuff -
4 tags
oops i messed up on my tag.. it was supposed to say
Listen
the thought of february break is my only motivation
Anonymous asked: wtf.... are you like dying right now
Anonymous asked: what classes are you taking this year...
Anonymous asked: THAT POOP CRAY. what period, teacher and room # do you have AP lit?
butter
just fun & games
Cupertino High School locked down after student... →
-___- oh dear
"Math doesn't suck, you do."
Ever heard of Pascal’s triangle? Or the Fibonacci sequence? How the square root of 2 was discovered? Do you know anything about the Pythagorean cult who discovered the “Pythagorean theorem”?
No, because you’re too busy saying the same tired excuse every other dickhead spews out about math: “when will I ever use this in life?”
First of all, if you’re...
“I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...”
– Unknown (via abiteofallison)
